I see this and I think about Jessica naked. Is that normal??
This cat is haunted.
Me and progestin based birth control are really, really not friends. It turns me into a complete bitch, which is the antithesis of my laid back, low key personality. I’m convinced that any woman who ever did anything psycho or manipulative in the last 40 years must have been on the pill..
ponchos
Who said Forever 21 wasn’t the classiest store in the mall??! Wrong. Dead Wrong.
Yeah, that happened.
I hated everything about that apartment complex, but mostly the laundry room. Thank God I have a house with my own washer and dryer now.
HAHAHAHAHAH!!! I remember this crap. Oh man.
I find toenails to be totally disgusting. If I see a toe nail clipping on the floor I think “Fuck. Just leave the whole god damn toe next time”
apparently this is the new thing. hmm.
OH YA! It’s pretty fun. But maybe…just maybe..I really am a total douche. Massive in fact. Massive Douche.
..I have lots of great/profound/kinda funny things to say… Someday..I may say them….but you should also know that I am lazy. Thank you followers for folllowing me. I’m lazy.
Awww Valentines Day! Swoon.
